10,000th Shoplifter Gets Prize, Parade and Party-Hat

I saw this on The Consumerist and laughed out loud. You have to love folks with a sense of humor and the guy who owns this store obviously has it in spades!

I understand that sometimes shoplifting is a cry for help, in this case it was Bluto’s party cry!!!

I, too, wish they hadn’t blurred out that lady’s face, but unlike “The Consumerist” blogger, it’s because I think thieves deserve to be identified and scorned publicly.

Enjoy!


The 10,000th Shoplifter AwardMore free videos are here

I *knew* there was more to Mary Ann … “Gilligan’s Heist”

If you’re so in love with “Gilligan’s Island” that you can’t stand to see it defamed, don’t watch this. If you’re a part of the real world and remember the show for what it was – a bad time waster after school when you should have been out playing with friends – then you’ll find this amusing in a Quentin Tarantino kind of way.

If they made this into a full length film, I swear I’d watch it!


And, for what it’s worth… Mary Ann all the way!

Sarah Silverman’s “I’m F***ing Matt Damon”

I’m pretty sure everybody’s seen this by now. I just wanted to have a pointer to this for myself.

I find Sarah super attractive and she maintains an almost genuine “girly” quality while simultaneously broaching topics even *I* would stumble over. So I enjoy her work in little bits and pieces.

But this I found to be hysterically funny AND somewhat catchy. I have absolutely not been able to find an uncensored version of this which makes me wonder if it ever really aired without the bleeps..

Kid impression of George Bush

**Update 2008 04 01** It turns out that this is probably just a lip-sync of a Will Ferrell bit. Mind you, it’s still a laugh and the kid’s doing a good job. Any Britney Spears fans can appreciate a good lip-sync…

Like or hate President Bush, you have to admit this is very well done.

I’m pretty sure that this is a much more professional production than it implies (a la “lonely girl”) but it’s funny nonetheless. The Bush administration has set science and education standards back untold years with No Child Left Behind and their meddling with the output and presentation of various government controlled or influenced organizations.

At least we can laugh a little bit. I enjoyed the revelation that Adam and Eve drove an Excursion… 🙂

As an aside, I found out recently that all those suckers who bought “H2” Hummers really bought “Yukons” with stylized bodies that shared NOTHING with the original Hummers that were being emulated.

Can you tell I have strong feelings about obscenely large vehicles bought for style but not for function?

“David Blaine’s” Street Magic

This spoof on those street magic videos is great. What do you think would happen if someone *really* could do the tricks that those street magicians do… and doesn’t stop doing them?

The two hapless marks in these videos are a riot, and “David Blaine” takes himself *almost* as seriously as the real thing…

The other videos in this series are here and here.